anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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landorus:

i said ‘no homo’ but deep down it was totally homo

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sodamnrelatable:

5 hours sleep on weekends:

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5 hours sleep on weekdays:

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